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THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 11, 2004.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
    29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
    28. Duct tape won't fix that.
    27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
    26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
    25. You can't feed that to the dog.
    24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
    23. Wrestling is fake.
    22. We're vegetarians.
    21. Do you think my gut is too big?
    20. I'll have grapefruit &grapes instead of biscuits &gravy.
    19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
    18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
    17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor
    15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
    14. Trim the fat off that steak.
    13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
    12. The tires on that truck are too big.
    11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
    10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    9. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
    8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
    7. Checkmate.
    6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
    5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
    4. I don't have a favorite college team.
    3. You Guys.
    2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

    AND NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

    1. Nope, none for me. I'm driving!
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
    29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
    28. Duct tape won't fix that.
    27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
    26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
    25. You can't feed that to the dog.
    24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
    23. Wrestling is fake.
    22. We're vegetarians.
    21. Do you think my gut is too big?
    20. I'll have grapefruit &grapes instead of biscuits &gravy.
    19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
    18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
    17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor
    15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
    14. Trim the fat off that steak.
    13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
    12. The tires on that truck are too big.
    11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
    10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    9. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
    8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
    7. Checkmate.
    6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
    5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
    4. I don't have a favorite college team.
    3. You Guys.
    2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

    AND NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

    1. Nope, none for me. I'm driving!

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    13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

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    /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gifwhat in the heck are cappuccino/expresso? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  7. pauly383

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    what in the heck are cappuccino/expresso?

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    I think that is cofee for pretty little people with tiny tiny round things who drive big big trucks with one speed awd cases and 20 inch rims and street tires /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    damn thanks i thought the rest of the country had come up with something new that hadn't trickled down to my corner of the south /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     

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