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THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR IN A TRAILER PARK:

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Aug 12, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR IN A TRAILER PARK:

    30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
    29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
    28. Duct tape won't fix that.
    27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
    26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
    25. You can't feed that to the dog.
    24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
    23. Wrestling is fake.
    22. We're vegetarians.
    21. Do you think my gut is too big?
    20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
    19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
    18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
    17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
    15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
    14. Trim the fat off that steak.
    13 Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
    12. The tires on that truck are too big.
    11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
    10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
    8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
    7. Checkmate.
    6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
    5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
    4. I don't have a favorite college team.
    3. You All.
    2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

    AND NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU'LL NEVER HEAR TRAILER TRASH SAY:
    1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Perfect!
     
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    duct tape wont fix that...... i almost fell oout of myt chair. the tires are too tall. lmao
     
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    15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

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