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The Train Ride (aka-the short mystery)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, May 24, 2006.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

    The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

    When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

    The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

    The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

    The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

    The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again.:D
     
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    My turn..................................."slap".................that felt good! :p:
     
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    Stupid Frenchie
     

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