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The Ultimate Anti Mall Crawler Slogan Thread.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by colbystephens, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. colbystephens

    colbystephens 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    ok. i know we did the whole anti Jeep-Thing thread, but i thought i'd mix it up a bit. The other day i was walking home from class and saw this ENORMOUS newer shiny ford pickup. First thing that came to mind to say, as i was imagining my wife walking with me, was "holy crap, claire, look at the size of that guy's penis extension! i didn't know ford even made those!"

    i really liked that. so i'm starting a thread about penis extensions. :haha:

    on other news, i got my 315-75-R16 (35x12.5x16) goodyear mtr's today. man, it sure makes a truck look sexy to actually have tires and wheels underneath it - even if it doesn't have an engine yet. :D
     
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    RubberFloorMat 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    Mine Actually Gets Dirty.


    Locked, Lifted, Loaded.
     
  3. muddysub

    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    it used to say "you call THAT an SUV?" on both rocker panels of my suburban.. it only got a few responses.
     
  4. colbystephens

    colbystephens 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    yes, i call that a Stupid Ugly Vehicle. my k5 is not an suv. it's simply a uv - utility vehicle.
     
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    "Cute, does your girlfriend let you wash it too?"

    Not an anti mall-crawler one but I had it painted on my bumper until I hacked it for a winch support (keep in mind I live in Minnesnowta)

    "Top Off, Heater Up, Hammer Down!"
     
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    Drey 3/4 ton status

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    No real slogans I just leave them plastered with mud and parked as close to the front of the stores at much as possible:D


    ColoradoK5.com stickers gotta show of course:wink1:

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    classic...

    "Chrome don't get ya home."

    j
     
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    OFF ROAD don't mean the car wash!
    If its shiny, it has an open hiney
    MUD IS a factory color
    I have more mud on my gas pedal than you have on your tires
    Get a locker and scrape the rockers
     
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    "Much Like The Cucumbers You Buy, You Are Not Using Your SUV For It's Intended Purpose"
     
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    I thought that was my K5 for a second. I've got a pic of my K5 just about like that. :D Here's one of them. :thumb:

    Rick
     
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    Whatd K5 do, shake like a dog and get Samy dirty?:haha:
     
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    jekquistk5 Weld nekid Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    I just made a post on another board with something simalr. I am just amazed on how alot of people pay people to build, and install junk or their junk. It just doesn't make since. I guess I'm used to the good hardworking Chevy guys who build and actually wheel. Man I cant wait to till one of them breaks on the trail and I can just pull up a chair, a beer, and just laugh.
     
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    Long story (two stucks, one by each vehicle) short... yes.


    Look at the passenger window.... notice how there's no mud on it? 2+2 = what?
     

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