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The Vaccum Salesman...JOKE.....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Donna, Mar 14, 2002.

  1. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    The Vacuum Salesman

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to
    be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple
    of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
    high-powered vacuum cleaners."

    "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded
    to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
    wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen
    my demonstration."

    And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

    If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
    from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

    "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because the
    electricity was cut off this morning."
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Saw it comin' that was funny...
     
  3. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    Pretty funny /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  4. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif ROTFLMFAO!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    Great one, Donna!! Must suck to be the salesman though! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  5. ntaj*ep

    ntaj*ep 1/2 ton status

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    HAHA! You want some silverware for that er......LOL!
     
  6. Donna

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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! I just had a visual of that!!!! More then I needed to see.
     

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