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The Valentine

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jc71355, Feb 11, 2003.

  1. jc71355

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    A Friend sent this to me /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    The Valentine

    Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
    > they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
    >
    > "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"
    she

    > asks,
    >
    > "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
    >
    > Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says
    >
    > "No, I don't think God would get mad.
    >
    > Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
    >
    > "Osama Bin Laden," she says.
    >
    > "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
    >
    > "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
    could
    > have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think
    that
    > maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
    bit.
    >
    > And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd
    love
    > everyone a lot.
    >
    > And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how
    much

    > he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
    >
    > Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with
    newfound
    > pride.
    >
    > "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
    >
    > "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open,
    the
    > Marines could blow the sh*t out of him."
    >
     
  2. 75-K5

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    I'm not touching that one with a 20 foot pole. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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