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The voices in my head won't shut it!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Jul 19, 2004.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

    Each night when I'm driving home from work, I travel past a house that has a little field in back with some goats and a donkey. The first time I noticed the donkey, I said to myself "oh, hey, nice a$$" (cause it's a cute little donkey) and chuckled to myself cause sometimes I crack myself up.
    Now, no matter how hard I tell myself not to or that I'm never gonna do it again, the little voice inside my head says "nice a$$" whenever I see that damn donkey /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif

    Does anyone else have a problem with unruly voices? /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
  2. sled_dog

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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

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    Does anyone else have a problem with unruly voices? /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif

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    /me starts looking up numbers for the police in her area...
     
  3. Twiz

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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

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    I noticed the donkey, I said to myself "oh, hey, nice a$$" (cause it's a cute little donkey) and chuckled to myself cause sometimes I crack myself up.
    Now, no matter how hard I tell myself not to or that I'm never gonna do it again, the little voice inside my head says "nice a$$" whenever I see that damn donkey

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    Your a nut, ya know that ?

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    Does anyone else have a problem with unruly voices?

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    Um... No

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  4. Resurrection_Joe

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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

    Sure thing! Don't worry about it. It happens to me once in a while.

    A while back I was reading or hearing Jalepeno somehwere and I thought "Hollow Penis"

    That was an interesting rest of that day......


    Of course, from here

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    Each night when I'm driving home from work, I travel past a house that has a little field in back with some goats and a donkey.

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    it could have degenerated into something much worse
     
  5. Twiz

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    Does anyone else have a problem with unruly voices?

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    Arrr-right.. I'll bite.

    We have this short, fat little guy at work. Not the britest guy I've ever met, I think he might be a little slow, mentaly.
    Imagine, the Pengwin (Danny Davito), from the movie Bat-Man - and that's him, less the tux.
    Anyway, everytime I see this guy - the Circus Circus theme song goes through my head.
    You know .. "Doot doot doodlah-ah dilah' doot-doot dual-ah, doot, doot, doot."
    It totaly slays me - the guy walks "in-time" with the toon too. Dang near puts me on the floor, evertime.
     
  6. sled_dog

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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

    now now we aren't talking about Bubba
     
  7. shewheeler

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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    I knew you were lying the first time /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

    thats awsome im glad i'm not he only one, i find myself cracking up all the time at the stuff that goes on in my head, people look at me really funny driving on the freeway, not shure if its the car, or me laughing at life.............or mabye im just a funnylookin guy /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

    I shouldn't even have to reply, it should just be a given for me on this subject.... /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

    If it weren't for the voice in my head, who would I talk to???
     
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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

    So are you gonna start a WWW.FARMGIRL.COM site? /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif can I have a free acess code /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

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    Each night when I'm driving home from work, I travel past a house that has a little field in back with some goats and a donkey. The first time I noticed the donkey, I said to myself "oh, hey, nice a$$" (cause it's a cute little donkey) and chuckled to myself cause sometimes I crack myself up.
    Now, no matter how hard I tell myself not to or that I'm never gonna do it again, the little voice inside my head says "nice a$$" whenever I see that damn donkey /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif

    Does anyone else have a problem with unruly voices? /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif

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    You know, the thing that always strikes me about that donkey is that he always has half a dozen goats surrounding him. It's like he's Planet Donkey and the goats are his moons. /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    It's like he's Planet Donkey and the goats are his moons

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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

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    Does anyone else have a problem with unruly voices?

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    You mean not everyone hears the voices??? /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
  15. shewheeler

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    You know, the thing that always strikes me about that donkey is that he always has half a dozen goats surrounding him. It's like he's Planet Donkey and the goats are his moons. /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

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    Hey man, quit checking out my a$$ /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    So are you gonna start a FARMGIRL.COM site? can I have a free acess code

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    Uhmmm...I'm extremely offended by your comment /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

    btw... WTF is farmgirl.com? /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
  16. mrk5

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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

    I don't think you should have posted that link here without a warning. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif I'm permanently scarred! /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif

    You cannot corrupt me with your evil ways. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
  17. shewheeler

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    Sorry, I didn't realize it came out as an actual link. I didn't click on it, so I don't know what it is. From your response, it can't be good /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    I don't think you should have posted that link here without a warning.

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    Why would anyone think that is a good site to visit? I think the URL kinda explains it all... /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
  19. mrk5

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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

    I have a happy clicky finger. If it is blue and underlined, I click it.

    Besides, some of the funniest humor is the unintentional stuff. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif So I was just having fun at your expense. I was funny because you were asking what it was, and there was the link to find out.

    I was rather surprised it worked, and it was quite a shocking. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif They weren't hiding much. /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif

    Oh yeah, and don't you be giving us a hard time about BOTD anymore. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: The voices in my head won\'t shut it!

    Listen to the voices /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif And don't forget to talk to yourself(only way to get the answer you want!)
    Just don't get into a fight with yourself. They arrest you for crap like that /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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