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The wife may not ever speak to me again

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dremu, Aug 12, 2006.

  1. dremu

    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member

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    she was rooting around in a kitchen cupboard, describing it as "a hairy mess" ... so I felt compelled to show her what a mairy mess really is.

    Much to her consternation and odd faces. "I can't believe you just did that."

    And I didn't even get my skivvies all the way down :rolleyes:

    -- A
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Clean up yourself.......trim everything!
     
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    Don't listen to him. Stay true to your hairymessedness.
     
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    lol i was reading this, got half way through and said no way, yup he did :haha:

    just tell her your all natural

    [​IMG]
     
  5. 68MUDSTUD

    68MUDSTUD OCD with shiny things

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    haha thats great. you're my idol.
     
  6. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Just be glad she didn't have a can of hair spray and a lighter in her hand at the time..............
     
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    jekquistk5 Weld nekid Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    hahah good one
     
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  9. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    Next you should introduce her to "the goat".

    :D
     
  10. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: I'm not sure what you mean by that but I have had a hole in my shorts and no underwear before and if you grab sack and pull you can produce a mighty furry prune... neither your wife or girlfriend will find any humor in it at all. But rest assured all your buddies will try it the next time their in the presence of a lady...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    Go check out the movie "Waiting", it'll explain all. Its pretty funny.

    I used to have an old pair of pj bottoms. Apparently the crotch had a nice hole in them. My wife was out early one morning picking up some eggs, her friend had come over to eat breakfast with us. When my wife got home she took Beth (her friend) into the other room. My wife cam out and told me poor Beth has been staring at my furry prunes for the last 20 minutes and to go put some pants on. To this day, Beth has trouble looking me in the eyes.
     
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    Man, some people wait a life time for that wonderful day. Think long and hard about this before you decide to say im sorry :thinking:
     
  14. dremu

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    Ya know, I learned that with #1 ... I am hoping that with #2 things will go better.

    And, umm, guys, this was just the front, err, 'treasure trail' ... I know better than to expose my hindside to the lady when she has spatulas handy :haha:

    -- A
     
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    I think the funnest thing ever in the whole wide world is to show my wife the special "watch" or give her the brain.

    She's does not think this is the funnest thing ever in the whole wide world...
     

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