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the worst part of thanksgiving

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Nov 24, 2006.

  1. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    is cleaning up. Especially if you fried a damn turkey and your wife is cheap ("Save that damn oil David! It was forty bucks!" )


    Not only did the fuggin thing boil over after my best efforts to avoid it but now when I went down to strain and pour it back into the jugs it splattered all over the damn place and I dropped the stinkin pot when I was almost done. Fuggin half gallon of congealed turkey contaminated peanut oil speckled with burnt spices all over the concrete and the fence.:doah:

    Now my damn dogs are gonna have grease-ass for a week, and I'm gonna smell like fried turkey too.

    Oh well. At least I have plenty of vodka.
     
  2. chevyfumes

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: Could be worse you could have spilled it while it was cookin and burned down your fence...I seem to be having a little trouble tonoght choking down a glass of whiskey, startin to feel normal again... buuuurp....:doah:
     
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    ahahaha...that does suck... makes for a funny story though:D
     
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    lol, you can measure all you want, but no matter what, oil still seems to boil over, right? that oil can be used about 3 times, then you have to change it... i used it for the 3rd time and it was a little smokey for my liking this time..
     
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    From a response on PBB to the question "how to fry a turkey" -

    It could always be worse.
     
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    Ighm cooking turjbnjkye at w0ork, Im food at it, Ill show yiu ****ers howda cooka tiurney
     
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    Cristy would say all the gas that I have after eating deviled eggs and drinking beer :D.
     
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    Are you making turkey patty melts?
     
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    I'm glad that you are several hours downwind from here.:haha:
     
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    LOL grease ass.:haha: :haha: :haha: i had a similar situation tonight. i used old coffee cans for grease and oil after cooking.well it was filled to capacity so i double bagged it and put it in the back of my truck.i was outta garbage bags.:doah: as i got out of the shower today the garbage truck was in front of my house so i could not get rid of it then.:mad: anyway the fam and i are taking off to go look at Christmas lights ,as i pull out onto the main road some guy with his lights off changes into the lane i chose.so i put it to the wood and hear the snowplow crap i took off another truck go banging across the bed.F**k!when i droped the fam off i realized that the can was back there AND a 40lb bag of dog food i jusy got.:rolleyes: when i get home guess what had oil all over it?and that can was aboot three weeks old.vomit smells better.so now my truck smells like puck,i know the dog licked it while i went to get the container i put his food in.and the bag is still in my truck till monday.:laugh:
     

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