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The WTF File - 03/01

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Can Can, Feb 28, 2005.

  1. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Nude Man Covered in Cheese Gets Probation

    MARYVILLE, Tenn. - A man caught by police last summer on his 23rd birthday running naked and covered in nacho cheese pleaded guilty Monday to burglary and four other charges.

    Michael David Monn of Maryville appeared before Blount County Circuit Court Judge D. Kelly Thomas and pleaded guilty to burglary, theft, vandalism, indecent exposure and public intoxication. In a plea bargain with prosecutors, Monn was sentenced to three years in prison but was given supervised probation.

    He also was given a judicial deferral, which means if he stays out of trouble for the next three years the charges will be expunged from his record. Thomas warned Monn that if he violates the sentencing requirements, he must serve the sentence in a state penitentiary.

    Early on the morning of July 18, 2004, Monn "was highly intoxicated, broke into the John Sevier Pool snack bar area, stole some snacks and did some damage and was caught naked with some stolen snacks," Blount County District Attorney General Mike Gallegos told the courtroom.

    A police officer found Monn that morning in the parking lot of the pool facility after Monn had apparently scaled an 8-foot-tall fence and was seen running toward a Jeep with a box of stolen snacks and a container of nacho cheese.

    In addition to being naked, Monn had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders, police said. He also had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.

    In his Jeep, Maryville officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka.

     
  2. justhorsinaround

    justhorsinaround 3/4 ton status

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    Oh my God! That's friggin hilarious. Why do ya figure he took off his clothes?
     
  3. gjk5

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    Hey, what good it stolen nacho cheese if you can't rub it on your nasty parts?
     
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    camok10 1/2 ton status

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    yea, sounds like most of the jeep owners i know.
     
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    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    Where's Tortilla Man when you need him?

    Up, up, and away!
     
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    thezentree 3/4 ton status

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    Stupid Jeep owners.






    ...oh, wait. :rotfl:
     
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    wha hahahahahahaha:D :grin: :grin:
     
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    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    jack assery. what kind of dire straights would cause someone to buy a jeep????:haha: :haha: just kidding.
     

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