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The WTF File - 03/30 - Fecal Fun ***MUST READ****

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Can Can, Mar 30, 2005.

  1. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Potty-mouth man can't fool science

    By IAN ROBERTSON, TORONTO SUN

    [​IMG]An allegedly drunk driver with a taste for trickery failed to foil a police breathalyzer machine after stuffing his mouth full of feces. "I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.

    "I've never heard of anything like this before," the 28-year veteran said.

    Arrested Sunday after his Ford pickup truck was pulled over on Hwy. 11 in Stroud, the 59-year-old driver was loaded into a cruiser and taken to a South Simcoe Police station for testing.

    En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said, the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the squad car.

    At the station the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyzer machine," he said.

    It didn't work, Buchanan said.

    The machine registered two readings of more than twice the legal blood alcohol limit. The man was charged with impaired driving and driving over the limit and was released on a promise to appear in a Bradford court on May 12.
     
  2. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    "gag" "spit" pew!!!:p:


    :frown1: :frown1: :frown1: :frown1: :frown1:
     
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    i was going to tell you about that today.
     
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    That dude needs some help man.

    I had a friend that use to swear that a penny in the mouth would fool the breathalizer. :rolleyes:

    I guess this is a similar story; same guy as above and a bunch of my friends were out at a local party place smoking a doobie and the popo rolled up on them, somebody ate the doobie so no evidence. Cop says he knows what they were doing, let me smell your hands, this jackass puts his finger up his pooper. Needless to say, he took a ride that night. Very stupid thing to pull on Johnny.

    sorry for the hijack.
     
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    Drives poop and eats poop, at least he's consistent.
     
  6. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    My last DUI tried that, along with eating Carmex. He blew a .19 :D
     
  7. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    He'll be talking **** to all the other prisoners.......
     

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