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The WTF File - 04/25 - NEW AND IMPROVED!!!! Now with chunks.....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Can Can, Apr 25, 2005.

  1. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    FLESH CHUNKS FOUND IN IOWA WATER MAINS

    CARROLL, Iowa - [size=-1]City officials are perplexed over the discovery of mysterious chunks of flesh that have been clogging up city water lines. A month ago, city officials sent a hunk of meaty-fatty tissue to the Iowa Department of Natural Resources for identification. [/size]

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    As they wait for those results, three similar chunks of fleshy material were found on Thursday in another water main during routine flushing, Public Works Director Randy Krauel said.

    A city worker discovered the blockage when a diffuser on a fire hydrant became clogged, Krauel said.

    Additional flushing removed two other chunks from water mains, he said.

    "Again, we're really not sure what it is," he said. "The pieces kind of looked like the first one. There was no hair and no real bone. There were varying degrees of the substance, whatever it is."

    He speculated that the flesh likely belonged to an animal that crawled into a water main somewhere.

    The new chunks also were sent to a state lab for identification.

    Krauel said drinking water was not affected by the blockages and is safe to drink.

    Chlorine levels have been temporarily increased as a precaution, he said.

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  2. nc87k5

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    mmmmm, just what they need, more chlorine. wonder where's it coming from?
     
  3. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    Honey, would you like some water with your unidentifiable flesh chunks? Might go good on the ice cream.

    BLECHT.
     
  4. conoverbandit

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    What I'd like to know is, how "an animal crawled up into a watermain". The only place I could think of would be where ever thier treatment plant would be. Otherwise there should be lots o' water flowing somewhere if they have an open main.................................................
     
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    "Flesh On The Water"

    Sounds like a new version of an old "Deep Purple" song!..."Flesh On The Water"--and fire in the sky!

    Maybe its Jimmy Hoffa???--I hope I never drink the water there--with my luck an eyball would be looking back at me thru the glass! :tongue1: :yikes: :eek1:
     
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    HAHA four more states and they will never find him. :laugh:
     
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    Flesh. Flesh for fantasy.

    It sounds like part of the plot for Fight Club.
     
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    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH don't tell RJ. :D
     
  9. Cricket

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    :rotfl: Holy carp, that's a good one.
     
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    Dang, everyone was,,,,


    BLOWIN CHUNKS!!!!!! :grin: :rotfl: :haha:
     
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    someone got chopped up!
     

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