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The WTF File - 12/12 - Coke and cheddar?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Can Can, Dec 12, 2005.

  1. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) -- Police in Memphis, Tennessee, say a woman mistook a block of cheese for cocaine - and tried to hire a hit man to kill four men and steal it. Police say the 18-year-old woman was mistaken about the hit man, too. He was an undercover policeman. She's charged with four counts of attempted murder and four more of soliciting a murder.

    Authorities say the aspiring model was in the men's house recently when she saw the white, crumbly cheese that she thought was cocaine. Police say the undercover officer posing as a hit man gave her some non-functioning handguns, bought ammunition for her because
    she was too young, and accompanied her to the home under police surveillance. People in the home gave police permission to search it. They found only the cheese.
     
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    But wouldn't cheese get sticky in your nose?
     
  4. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    I would expect that response from a pot smoking hippy from Northern California.


    :rotfl:
     
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    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    What ever Ya friggin Alberta granola eating berkinstock wearing peacenick bark eater whale saving green party voting UN loving liberal focker.....
    :wink1:
     
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    You're a liberal?

    Awww, love/hate, so cute
     
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    First time I read that, I thought it said whale shaving, all I could picture was a beached orca, and can-can with a gillete razor:eek1: :doah: :screwy:
     
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    I thought it was a new soda from the title
     
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    Yeah, me too..................like good wine and cheese! :laugh:
     
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    How f'd up do you have to be to mistake a brick of cheese for a brick of cocaine? :screwy:
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    That may depend on how much coke you've had already, probably freebasing and wasn't fully rational, you know like me on one of my good days, I'd just make pizza or grilled cheese instead though....:D
     
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    The real question is : Who cut the cheese in the first place?:D
     

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