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Them Texas boys!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Sep 1, 2005.

  1. dontoe

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    DRINK UP

    A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out
    his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses
    are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

    An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
    into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
    "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
    out of the same glass twice either.

    The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his
    glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi,
    and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many Mexicans and
    Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

    "God bless Texas!"
     

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