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There is nothing so fun as farting in the shower

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dremu, Jun 26, 2006.

  1. dremu

    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member

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    I mean, farting in the dog's face is fun ... god knows the bastards do it to us all the time, the stinky sneaky canine gits.

    But fart s AND water? Can't beat it.

    That is all.

    -- A
     
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    Careful, sometimes you only think you have to fart, then next thing you know, your shower is a mess:doah: :haha:

    John
     
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    Bathtubs give you a visual conformation though, you don't get that in a shower! :wink1:
     
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    i cannot quit laughing... sheeesh:D
     
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    What I was thinking. Oh fart scented bubbles......:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    And if you see a big brown shark, GET OUT OF THE WATER!!!
     
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    Yes, "shart" does NOT mean "shower" + "fart", that's for sure! :haha:

    -- A
     
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    Oh, I thought that was a Baby Ruth candy bar.............:haha:
     
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    WE GOT A FLOATER!

    Somebody call Spackler.

    -- A
     
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    If you get the bench real wet and sit down fast before you rip ass, you can make it sound like a elephant gargling, and you still get the sweet stinky steam. My G/F hates that one:haha: :haha:
     
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    :haha: :haha: i do it to GOTTIE THE DESTROYER in bed. he always weasels in my covers and when i can i let it go in his face.BUT farting in front of the fan and sending it my wifes way is way funnier.:laugh:
     
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    farting in the shower is taking ones life in their own hands.


    for a well played fart + steamy hot water = an amplified fart with eye watering potential.


    This public safety bulletin has been brought to you by the letters F and S
     
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    What's rough is farting in a "mummy style" sleeping bag! You can see the inflation is it's a real ripper!!! :wink1:
     
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    try farting in someones pillow, you sit on it first so it goes flat. now this part is important, AS you fart, stand back up SLOWLY, because as the pillow expands it will suck this stink in to it. gently place it on the bed. it will hold a nasty fart for several hours, until it is released by some one laying their head on it. this works and I have proven it, just takes paitence and practice. great for the wife or GF
     
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    i learn the coolest stuff on ck5.:haha: :haha: :haha: :bow:
     
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    Now thats hilarious!!!:haha: :haha: :haha:


    Clay
     
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    is it just me, or does the shower make your farts sound like a duck quacking?
     

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