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There's Gonna Be Hell To Pay At Work

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Sep 15, 2006.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Somewhere along the line, this week has been declared a week of practical jokes..............................

    It started Tuesday when some zip ties showed up on the driveshaft of one of our patrol pickups.

    Well today it continued.............................

    My patrol car, which got a wash and wax today was the target of a bottle of Dawn dishwashing soap. Good thing I had Rain-X'ed the windows, it came right off.

    Another coworker got everything pinned on his wall turned upside down.

    We filled same coworker's drawer with trash. Same trash showed back up on my desk, complete with some Copenhagen spit. So to feel the love, the trash went into the trash can; that belongs to my SGT who is slightly anal about the amount of trash in his can...................:D

    Last but not least, we have a new deputy. Not a rookie by any means, he lateralled over. He is also a very proud Marine, complete with a USMC Seal sticker taped on his desk wall. There is now an Air Force Seal covering it and as of right now, I don't believe he has been to the office.................

    :D :D :D
     
  2. readymix

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    And so it has begun....
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Get that new Air Force man a rainbow sticker...:haha: :bow:
     
  4. Col_Sanders

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    Unscrew the base of his chair. Unless he is old. Then just get a small dead fish and a little string and introduce your new little friends to the framerail of his car/truck.

    Or you could go to the mall and get him a custom license plate frame made. Something to the effect of Gay Porn Star with rainbow letters.
     
  5. surpip

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    sounds like fun!!!!!
    just wait till it delves down to sharpie wars
     
  6. Stickseler

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    Desk drawers and packing peanuts are a good combination here.

    We are also going to get some shims and wedge lock someone in the bathroom one day
     
  7. surpip

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    we used to do that with pennies at the barracks
     
  8. gjk5

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    One I've done is to rig up someone's desk drawer rollers with rubber bands so that it snaps shut every time they open the drawer.
     
  9. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Somewhere along the line a buddy gave me a big pack of humorous envelopes to send to people. They were really embarassing like "Wendy the Whip Dominatrix Services", Erectile Dysfunction Clinic" etc. etc. boldly on the outside of the envelope. We would periodically mail them to work and somebody would deliver them to briefing. Then the public humiliation would begin.............
     

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