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They Didn't Attack Switzerland

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by AGM73k5, Jul 4, 2002.

  1. AGM73k5

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    They Didn\'t Attack Switzerland

    From: http://freedom.orlingrabbe.com/lfetimes/attack_switzerland.htm

    "Not a week goes by now without another prediction of terrorist attack. The head of Homeland Security, the head of the FBI, and even Chancellor Palpatine himself in his unique syntax have all assured us that further destructive attacks are "inevitable". The unknown terrorists with their worldwide networks hate all Americans because of our tolerance of different ethnic groups, our wealth, and our hedonistic ways. So we must brace ourselves for more waves of destruction, possibly involving scuba-diving terrorists using gasoline tanker trucks to set fire to Jewish suburbs while facing Mecca and detonating radioactive dirty bombs. There is no action we can take to avoid our fate."
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    Rest of it is available at the above link.
     

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