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Thing you can only say on Thanksgiving

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Grim-Reaper, Nov 28, 2002.

  1. Grim-Reaper

    Grim-Reaper 3/4 ton status Author

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    Happy Turkey Day!!

    Things you could only get away with saying at the table on Thanksgiving

    1. TALK ABOUT A HUGE BREAST
    2. TYING THE LEGS TOGETHER KEEPS THE INSIDE MOIST.
    3. IT'S COOL WHIP TIME!
    4. IF I DON'T UNDO MY PANTS, I'LL BURST!
    5. WHEW, THAT'S ONE TERRIFIC SPREAD!
    6. I'M IN THE MOOD FOR A LITTLE DARK MEAT.
    7. ARE YOU READY FOR SECONDS YET?
    8. IT'S A LITTLE DRY, DO YOU STILL WANT TO EAT IT?
    9. JUST WAIT YOUR TURN, YOU'LL GET SOME!
    10. DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR MEAT.
    11. JUST SPREAD THE LEGS OPEN AND STUFF IT IN.
    12. DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ALL THESE PEOPLE AT ONCE?
    13. I DON'T EXPECT EVERYONE TO COME AT ONCE!
    14. YOU STILL HAVE A LITTLE BIT ON YOUR CHIN.
    15. HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE AFTER YOU STICK IT IN?
    16. YOU'LL KNOW IT'S READY WHEN IT POPS UP.
    17. WOW, I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE ALL OF THAT!
    18. THAT'S THE BIGGEST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN!
    19. HOW LONG DO I BEAT IT BEFORE IT'S READY!!!
     
  2. BranndonC

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  3. BurbinOR

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    As they say on Pirate - Repost! :flipoff:

    LOL.............. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  4. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    How about "Hey lets watch the Lions game" or "Hey Lets watch the Cowboys game" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    thats too much damit /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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