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Things I Hate About Everyone

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by divorced, Jun 5, 2005.

  1. divorced

    divorced 3/4 ton status

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    Copy/Pasted from an email, I found some of them to be funny



    Things I Hate About Everyone


    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
    the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the
    hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
    where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
    search the entire room for the tv remote because
    they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
    manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
    cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake
    if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you
    look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep
    looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
    Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

    5. When people say while watching a film "did you
    see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the
    cinema and stare at the damn floor.

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
    Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya
    sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is
    it? If it's new, then there has never been anything
    before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
    have been something before it, couldn't be new.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??
    Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
    What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
    "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be
    standing here, dumbass?




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  2. Resurrection_Joe

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    There's a lot of George Carlin lines in there
     
  3. hi pinion

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    Ya know what i dont like??? People who say ,,,,"BU-BUY",,,,,,,,,,"bu-buy now" ,i got there bu-buy right here. :grin: :deal:

    Its the most irrritating thing. :)
     
  4. diesel4me

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    George Carlin RULES!!

    I like George..and agree with many of his veiws!--always thinking of "Goofy Sh**"!!...one of my favorite lines of his was...

    CASHIER:--HAVE A NICE DAY!.... :D
    GEORGE: YEAH,YEAH,- :surepal: -will you give me my F'n change please! :rotfl: :rotfl:

    and his "commercials"...

    "And now a word from the National Apple Institute---F*** PEARS!!.. :grin:

    "Remember--hire the handicapped--but DONT let them take your rectal temparature!... :crazy:

    I have most of his older tapes--"Class Clown",the Hippie weatherman,"A Place For My Stuff"--hard to beleive he's 69 years old already!--I can rememer listening to him in high school,when he had everybody "pop" their cheeks in an auditorium,and it sounded like boiling water....!I'd like to see him live someday,before its too late...he's a classic!.. :crazy:
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    He's still plaing pretty small venues, he was in a casino around here maybe a year ago

    I like him, but sometime the sheer low brow style turns me off

    He's gotten pretty cynical these days though
     
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    If I may add to the bu bye thing.... I'm not fond of "Take Care"......
     

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