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things i have noticed in oklahoma

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by surpip, Jan 23, 2006.

  1. surpip

    surpip 1 ton status

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    1)nobody know's how to drive,
    not even the cops
    2 midwest city cops crashed into each other on a suicide call last night

    2) there is not a single paving or road company in all of Ok that can pave or pour a level surface, my ass leave's my seat at least 4 times on the way to work.

    3) home creations builds a ****ty house, i have never seen so much stuff wrong with a new house in my entire life

    4) the majority of the single wimins here are either not hot, have kids or pregnant

    thats all i got for right now
     
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    That's because you live where you live. I wonder if either of them were LEDT instructors:D

    And just to think, you live around the capital, imagine what it's like for us po' folk who live on the outskirts of the state.:D

    Hell, everywhere I've been the whole single mother thing was bad. As for the hottie thingy, I guess it depends on what you are considering, maybe you need to spread a wider net:D
     
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    The roads are definitely the worst of anywhere I've ever been stationed. Somone is getting rich, because the money that is supposed to go into the roads for maintenance and upkeep is not being used for maintenance and upkeep.
     
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    The roads blow goats there. So much so that they make me sick and angry at the same time. I've never been pissed off about road quality before I Went to Oklahoma...
     
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    What do the locals think of your beer snobbism?:whistle: :surepal: :rotfl:
     
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    You forgot to mention the funny accents.......:whistle:
     
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    Speaking of funny, have you heard from Corey????????????
     
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    he will be home(here) after 5
    you want me to to tell him to get on?
     
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    they tell me that same thing i tell you
    lick my taint bug eater
     
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    I told you dale....
    its either tofu or women WITH teeth...

    now you cant get either,,,,,,, :-)

    cam
     
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    Try going to Norman (home of OU) on a Friday night. I think you will be surprised. Being a nativie of Oklahoma, I can tell you the road thing is part of the state. Its so flat that it confuses the road contractors! If you think the drivers there are bad, try driving through Dallas. They do put on a hell of an air show at Will Rogers, in the summer.
     
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    That statement is blackmail material:D

    Speaking of can't drive, you should be one to talk, Speed Racer:wink1:

    John
     
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    Are you saying that he's an OHP magnet?????????????:D
     
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    Little red car with California plates, dashing in and out of traffic, using absolutely 0 signal indicators, you make the call..................

    John
     
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    I feel bad for those who are stuck drinkin 3.2 beer
     
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    The agony is undeniable.

    John
     
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    i dont use them because they don't work
    so there
     
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    I hear Texas beer is considered currency in OK. When our club made a trip up there for 3 days we brought approximately 2 cases per person. The hotel owner offered us one free night for a case but I dont think anyone took him up on it.
     
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    Damn, that's like saying "hello Okie cops, come kick my ass:D "

    I live a couple miles from Kansas and the wife works and shops there so I need something, it's not a big deal. Besides, anyone who has a lick of sense knows OK liquor laws are ****ed up. In OK, an open container ticket for beer is about $70 more than a ticket for an open container of Jim Beam or anything else of that nature. I wrote a guy a ticket for one last night (and if they had not been engaging in the activity they had been, which I'm surprised no one from the office has called since I set all the confiscated items as a static display on my desk before I left:D ) and he about flipped out on me. Not only because of the price, but because he's from CO and he was legal up there.:D
     
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    bring it on pussies
























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