1. Just because there have been gas stations at the last four freeway exits doesn't mean the NEXT four will have gas stations...... 2. People in Oregon listen to WAY too much country music. 3. In Oregon, it is illegal to pump your own gas at a gas station, unless you intimidate the pump jockey a little bit. 4. Styrofoam coolers never stop squeaking, even when the truck is shut off. 5. Driving 58 MPH on the freeway in Oregon/Washington/Idaho in a truck with California tags virtually ensures that 1 out of every 15 drivers will give you the bird. 6. In California, calling a store clerk "honey" is out of line. Calling her a "chick" is even worse. 7. In Idaho, a mint condition V3500 gets more stares than a Ferrari. 8. NEVER leave a Subway sub in a cooler full of ice overnight, unless you are damn sure that the ice won't melt..... 9. Cingular Wireless searches far and wide in order to recruit the BIGGEST RETARDS ON THE PLANET to man thier "Customer Service" phones. That's all I can think of for now.