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Things I Will Never Say

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Sep 10, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Maybe If I File Off The Front Sight On My Shotgun And Grease It Well It Will Be Useful For Something

    I Hate Boobies

    Japan Sucks

    Everyone Has The Right Not To Be Offended

    Urine Is Delicious

    Tattoos Are For Evil People

    Hunting Is Bad

    I Need No Wepons, I Am A Peaceful Man

    FLCL Is A Pile Of ****

    I'mma Buy A Dell

    Masturbation Is Evil
     
  2. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    I want to move to Southern California.

    President Hillary.

    Hey lets go eat some oreintal food.

    Light beer taste great.

    Can I get some goverment assistance.
     
  3. thezentree

    thezentree 3/4 ton status

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    Can I get a glass of iced tea? No, unsweetened.

    Your SUV supports terrorism.

    Guns kill people.

    We should listen to what the cows have to say!

    Man I'm glad I moved up here to NYC.
     
  4. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    My Boss's Cock Tastes Delicious
     
  5. pauly383

    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    I just shot Mt Dew out my nose :haha:
     
  6. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Dont do that again, My ribs are hurting now :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  7. Resurrection_Joe

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    I Wonder What The Mathematic Formula Is To Calculate How Much Force Is Actually Being Exerted On Me When I Am The Head Man Wall Holder In A Ten Man Freight Train Ass Bang
     
  8. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Hey Z3PR how do You spell.........................

    J/k Paul :wink1:
     
  9. Resurrection_Joe

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    Beautifully ****ing Illustrated

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  10. unclematty

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    (FxD) to the 10th power x length x girth = your cornholio being suitable as a truck stop parking lot.

    lest you forget the drag coeficent, you may need a fair amount of lubrication, to keep the drag coeficent, in normal operating parameters. A seized rod will cause many a head ache! :haha:
     
  11. kyser_soze

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    I want to pay taxes.

    My chevy is the baddest one out there.

    Hello occifer, I'll have a number one with cheese, large fries, and a coke.

    I like unemployment.
     
  12. 3 on the tree

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    Yes honey, that dress DOES make you look fat. If your boobs were bigger, I would not look at other women's boobs. Your mom left her broom parked in the middle of the driveway again. Your sister IS prettier than you. Now that you mention it, sex with you is getting kinda boring. I LOVE sleeping on the couch.
     
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    i am going to ask dirtwarrior how to fix my motor!
     
  14. ryan22re

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    ill never complain about things not going my way, because i could have it worse. with everything going on in LA and MS and AL. my father in law just left for afghanistan toady. and my buddy from back home prob. wont make it through the night (brain tumor, spinal cord cancer).

    as bad as life can gets it could get worse.

    no more complaints from me.

    ryan
     
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    Wow, those democrats sure have a grasp on how to run a country.

    Oh, the Aveo is just the right car for me.. My Blazer is too big anyway.

    It's an unfair advantage for me to own guns. I think I'll just give them up.

    Wow, Kofi Anan sure is smarter than our founding fathers.

    Jane fonda sure is a patriot.

    ted nugent plays his guitar way too loud.
     
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    beer is gross.

    that steak has too much flavor.

    i hate blondes with big firm breasts.
     
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    :haha: X2.
     
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    tht steak is too rare.

    i love being a vegan
     
  19. k20

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    35's are big enough.

    I wanna get a civic.

    I hate big blocks.

    Who needs horsepower, mileage is what I care about.
     
  20. Drey

    Drey 3/4 ton status

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    I just want a car to get me from point a to point b i dont care about looks, or speed.(my one buddy says taht all the time GOD IT PISSES ME OFF)

    Cool Moped

    I just got a SWEET FORD
     

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