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Things to do at Wal-Mart

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Dec 19, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms, remove price tags & randomly put them in peoples carts when they
    aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in
    housewares,'...and see what happens.

    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
    only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
    you people just leave me alone?'

    9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick

    your nose (ewww!).

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows
    where the anti-depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
    'Mission Impossible'.

    12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size
    funnels.

    13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME!
    PICK ME!!!!!!

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
    position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.

    And last but NOT least,

    15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ..'Hey! We're out
    of toilet paper in here!
     
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    <font color="green"> Sounds like a script from "Trigger Happy TV" /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif </font color>
     
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    15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ..'Hey! We're out
    of toilet paper in here!


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    /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gifIll have to try theose!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    There was a guy in walmart looking at oil when i was picking up some anti-freeze. He was reading the back of a quarker state bottle I think. As I was standing there I quitely wispered 'VALVOLINE' in a soft voice. The guy looked around and looked at me, I kept reading. He picked up another bottle and started reading and again I said 'Valvoline' real quitely. A few minutes later he was looking at something else in the auto section and I seen he had one of the big bottles (5 pint bottles) of oil but it was not valvoline so I grabbed a pint of valvoline and followed him around, i never did get a chance to switch oils but it was good for a laugh and the guy never did say anything to me! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    you forgot number 16:
    take a cantelopue into the bathroom when you here someone enter make loud grunting noises then hold the cantaloupe above your head and drop it in the toilet also #17: fill a powerade(one of the ones with the sports cap) bottle with mountain dew when there is someone in the stall next to you start squirting it eradicly saying whoa nelly and easy boy /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gif
     
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    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&amp;M's on lay away.


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    That would be hilarious. Go to layaway every couple of days and pay $.10 (pay with a twenty dollar bill.) /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     

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