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Things To do In Public Toilets/Restrooms*JOKE*

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Donna, Jan 31, 2002.

  1. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    >Things To Do In Public Toilets
    >1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour,
    >"May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put
    >my lips on that."
    >
    >3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with
    >a bodily function noise
    >
    >4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before."
    >
    >5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"
    >
    >6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
    >
    >7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
    >cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
    >relaxingly.
    >
    >8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
    >
    >9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
    >
    >10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically
    >under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy
    >boy!!"
    >
    >11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
    >
    >12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
    >toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then
    >say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
    >
    >13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!
    >
    >14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
    >
    >15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now
    >what am I gonna do?"
    >
    >16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt
    >cheeks
    >
    >17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
    >"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the
    >adjacent stall.
    >
    >18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so
    >you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
    >
    >19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
    >"Born Free."
    >

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  2. muddysub

    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    LMAO!! that was great!

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  3. riz

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    <font color=purple> I've done #7 ... but with an apple ! It's hillarious !

    L8r,
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  4. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    [​IMG] ROTFLMAO!! [​IMG]

    Gonna have to try some of those next time I go to Wal-Mart! [​IMG]



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  5. UseYourBlinker

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    LMAO...

    Gonna have to try:
    #5
    #7
    #10
    #12- My fav. [​IMG]



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  6. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Good one Donna...[​IMG]

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