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Things to ponder

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Sep 13, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    > Why does a gynecologist leave the room when women get undressed?
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    > Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
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    > Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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  2. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

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    Are fridge has a light in the freezer /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
  3. 55Willy

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    so does ours, /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     

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