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THINGS YOU CAN SAY ON THANKSGIVING AND GET AWAY WITH IT:

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Nov 26, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    THINGS YOU CAN SAY ON THANKSGIVING AND GET AWAY WITH IT:
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    > > > > 1. Talk about a huge breast!
    > > > > 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    > > > > 3. It's Cool Whip time!
    > > > > 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    > > > > 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
    > > > > 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    > > > > 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    > > > > 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    > > > > 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    > > > > 10. Don't play with your meat.
    > > > > 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
    > > > > 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    > > > > 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
    > > > > 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    > > > > 15. How long will it take after you put it in?
    > > > > 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    > > > > 17. Just take some in your hand and stuff it as far as it will go.
    > > > > 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
    > > > > 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
    > > > > 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
     
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