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Things you don't want to know.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by UseYourBlinker, Sep 10, 2002.

  1. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    Things you don\'t want to know.

    I got this in my email...intresting /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

    1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
    litre of urine.

    2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact
    with15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

    3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
    hairs.

    4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

    5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
    masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently
    masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    7.In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
    linen basket.

    8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
    cold sore from one of the guests.

    9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

    10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of
    ingesting a small amount of their feces

    Have a nice day
     
  2. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Re: Things you don\'t want to know.

    Gross, I've got to pass that one on. LOL. /forums/images/icons/blush.gif /forums/images/icons/blush.gif /forums/images/icons/blush.gif
     
  3. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    Re: Things you don\'t want to know.

    Now maybe someone will understand why I don't like breathing or being touched or sharing food or public restrooms or fast food places /forums/images/icons/cool.gif
     
  4. jackedjimmy350

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    Re: Things you don\'t want to know.

    yeesh!
     
  5. dogman

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    Re: Things you don\'t want to know.

    So you have your a daily weight calculations on a bell curve
    to back this statement up? and what kind of scale/containment unit did you use to measure this with??

    "Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases."

    <font color="orange">dogman </font color>

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  6. UseYourBlinker

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    Re: Things you don\'t want to know.

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    I got this in my email...

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  7. bobsurf

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    Re: Things you don\'t want to know.

    Does that mean women masturbate more, or wash less? Gives new meaning to the term "Dead Fish Handshake". /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     
  8. ChevyHuny

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    Re: Things you don\'t want to know.

    This is why I am a compulsive hand washer. I also have disinfecting lotion in my purse. I had to go to some classes to learn about germs and such when I worked with kids. So Ive known most of this stuff for quit some time. Im telling you I havnt had a stomach flu in years. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

    Wash your hands people /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif lol
     
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    Re: Things you don\'t want to know.

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of
    ingesting a small amount of their feces


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    WTF? why would feces come into the equation? Picking dingleberries???
     
  10. k5ntexas

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    Re: Things you don\'t want to know.

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    5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
    masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    [/ QUOTE ] hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is all i gotta say

    jacob
     
  11. mercercadet

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    Re: Things you don\'t want to know.

    THose statistics are disgruntled...makes you wonder about stuff though...eww /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     

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