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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, Sep 2, 2005.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    A guy is at the supermarket when he notices that the rather good looking blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

    He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

    She replies "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children."

    His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.

    "Christ!" he says, "are you that strip -o-gram on my stag night that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your friend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass ?"

    " No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher."
     
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    Damn, and I thought nobody knew about that.... :haha:
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Please, please no pics. :D
     
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    No cucumber sandwich's for me today!!!:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    That has to be one of the funniest goddamn avatars I've seen in a long while, cegusman!
     

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