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Thinking Things Through

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Apr 4, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    Taking the time to do so can prevent you from...

    ...standing in the bathroom naked with a melted condom stuck to your arm and latex stuck to everything. Then having your hand rammed down the toilet scrubbing. Dropping burnt and melted material off of your arm. Spilling stuff onto stuff, then licking it up. Deciding to say "**** It !' and taking everything outside in your underwear, and then 20 feet from the highway, soak it in gasoline and lighting it on fire...


    ...which starts a brush fire that you put out with an old cardboard box, beating the ground like a mad monkey, while cars drive by, and slow percievabaly...
     
  2. Resurrection_Joe

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    Damn It I Still Have Ash All Over Me!
     
  3. thezentree

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    You are an interesting fellow...
     
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    OUT SIDE IN YOUR UNDERWARE????? are you nuts??
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    They have pockets

    Anything that has pockets and goes all the way around you is ok
     
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    Rj your are the awesomest! lol
     
  7. 75-K5

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    This has to be related to a recently posted joke.
     
  8. mikey_d05

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    Ummm...as cool as I think you are...could you explain this one please?
     
  9. ntsqd

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    Remember the post about seeing the movie that the lyrics of a song describe?
    I'm seeing this one. LOL
     
  10. Resurrection_Joe

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    Huh? No....

    I was just "experimenting" with "things" and it worked out, but clean up was hell!
     
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    It sounds interesting. Can you elaborate on "experimenting" and "things"? :ears:
     
  12. Resurrection_Joe

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    Think about it

    You don't want to know
     
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    on this one, you may be right. :D
     

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