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This has to be fake!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by UseYourBlinker, May 1, 2002.

  1. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    ---- Come One, Come All to the Masturbate-A-Thon -------

    Time to reach out and touch yourself - it's the fourth annual
    "Come as You Are" Masturbate-A-Thon where people masturbate
    for a good cause. As if you needed a reason. To raise funds
    for women's health organizations (this year's charity is
    the Hassle Free Women's Clinic), friends and family sponsor
    the volunteer for every minute of masturbation. The par-
    ticipants are on the honor system and decide how long they
    want to masturbate. The event is broken into several cate-
    gories, and the top fundraisers win prizes. For instance,
    if the participants use a vibrator or porn, they can enter
    the "Plug In" section for a top prize of $100 off their
    May electricity bill. Other categories include "Turn On"
    for battery users, the self-explanatory "Lube Up" section,
    and "Get Off." Anything for a good cause.
    [Thanks to www.toronto.com]

    www.bizarrenews.com
     
  2. four_by_ken

    four_by_ken 1/2 ton status

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    This is true. A radio station call the lady and had a full conversation about it.

    True.

    Ken H.
     
  3. Z3PR

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    Sounds kinda WACKIE to me.
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    hehehehe you said wackie, huh huh huh huh!!!!!/forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  5. UseYourBlinker

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    Hey I don't want to be JERKED around... is this really true /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  6. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Thats a brand SPANKING new post from Eric.../forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     
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    Sounds like something the NY YANKEES would be interested in.
     
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    Who was your favorite little Rascal??? Spanky?
     

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