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THIS IS EVE'S VERSION

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  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    THIS IS EVE\'S VERSION

    THIS IS EVE'S VERSION
    >
    > After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God
    >came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?"
    >inquired God.
    >
    > "It is all so beautiful, God" she replied. "The
    >sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the
    >sights, everything is wonderful. But I have
    >just this one problem. It's these three breasts that
    >you have given me. The middle one pushes the other
    >two out, and I am constantly knocking them with
    >my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them
    >on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve.
    > Eve went on to tell God that many other parts of
    >her body such as her limbs, eyes, and ears came in
    >pairs, and she felt that having only two breasts
    > might leave her body more symmetrically balanced, as
    >she put it.
    > "That is a fair point," replied God. "This is
    >my first shot at this, you know.I gave the animals six
    >breasts, so I figured that you needed only half
    >of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it
    >up right away."
    > God reached down, removed the middle breast, and
    >tossed it into the bushes.
    > Three weeks passed, and God once again visited
    >Eve in the Garden. Well, Eve, how is my favorite
    >creation now?" Just fantastic," she replied, "but for
    >one oversight on your part. You see,all the animals
    >are paired off. The Ewe has a Ram and the Cow has her
    >Bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so
    >alone."
    >
    > God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve
    >you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You
    >do need a mate and I will immediately create a man
    >from a part of you......now let me see."
    >
    >WHERE DID I PUT THAT USELESS BOOB?"
    >
    >NOW, DOESN'T THAT MAKE MORE SENSE THAN THAT BUSINESS
    >ABOUT THE RIB?
     
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