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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by K5MONSTERCHEV, Jan 16, 2005.

  1. K5MONSTERCHEV

    K5MONSTERCHEV 1/2 ton status

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    My grandma sent me this. Sorry if its a repost, I havent spent too much time here since the forums changed.

    USRSF
    The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called
    the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
    The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss, Skeeter & Boo, will be dropped behind enemy
    lines & given the following information about the Iraqis:
    1. The season opened last weekend.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
    The war should be over in a week:D
     
  2. walla2k5

    walla2k5 1/2 ton status

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    I like it....:thumb:
     
  3. k5blazin

    k5blazin 1/2 ton status

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    Sounds like my kinda special forces :grin:
     

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