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Discussion in '1973-1991 K5 Blazer | Truck | Suburban' started by Bondo, Dec 28, 2000.

  1. Bondo

    Bondo 1/2 ton status

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    I went to the car wash today and was waiting in line for my turn when a kid that drives a brand new Dodge ram that his parents bought him pulls in. He always goes by my house peeling out and bumping his crappy stereo thinking he’s the greatest thing in the world. He drives into the bay to the left of the one I was in and proceeds to wash his truck. He got done before me and got into his truck and started revving it up and started to back out really fast. Then he turns as he is backing out and slams the front of the truck into the side of the door opening. It smashed his front fender, bumper, headlights, and turn signals. The best thing was, about 15-20 people were standing there laughing at him. It was just really funny because he always tries to be the coolest thing in town and he just made himself look really stupid. Just had to share this story because it made my day!!

    BONDO WILL FIX ANYTHING!!!
     
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    Huhuhuh...huhuuhuh...dumba$$...
     
  3. BlazerGuy

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    Something similar happened on my street. This kid just got his license and a early 90's F-150. Well he's always doing brakestands and dumbsh!t like that in the street. Well last week I was working on the K5 and he comes barreling down the street slows down to taunt me then peels off still looking at me and slams right into the back of a car[​IMG] tearing the crap outta the front of his truck . So I laugh at him every time I see him now[​IMG]

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  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    that is just to funny

    s.smith 77blazer lookin 4 mud
     
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    Sounds like they are a few fries short of a happy meal.

    89 K5 Silverado
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  6. K5-Kowboy

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    Oh my gosh...a few fries short of a happy meal.......ROFLMAO..haven't heard that one before....

    [​IMG]<font color=blue> K-5 Kowboy </font color=blue>[​IMG]

    Go Through It or Go Over It....Going around is NOT an option.
     
  7. Blaze

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    That is hilarious! What a moron! That's a pretty good one, MudFrog. I always liked "a few sandwiches short of a full picnic"

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    Bondo,
    Great story, thanks for sharing.
    Hey Mudfrog, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week!!!!!!!!

    It's not what you buy, it's what you build!
     
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    Great stories! One of the (cool guy's) down the street from my parents house has gone through about 3 cars in 2 years, because he drives like a dumbass! The funniest thing that happened to him was when he had a party, and all of his friends were out front and he decided to do some brake stands in his parents new mustang. What he did not know was that someone called the police on the house for being too loud. So when he started doing brakestands, and the white clouds started to form. The cops came! Man it was great! When his parents got home I could here them yelling at the bastard from down the street......I can't even look at him without laughing!

    If it ain't a Chevy, don't raise it up!
     
  10. Woodman89

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    Heres one that happened last september at the NASCAR race in loudon. The people back in the camping area always get rowdy on the night before the race and do burnouts and brakestands with their vehicles. This one guy had a newer (92 or up) fullsize blazer and got a good brakestand going. He had a posi and a bunch of people were lifting up on his bumper. Good show but when he let off the brake the truck turned sideways and plowed into a brandy new f250 that was parked next to the road, not to mention the generator that he ran over on the way. There was a crowd of about 50 people there watching it was quite a sight. The guy with the ford went absolutely ballistic. Eventually the cops showed up and laid down some law.
     
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    I can't believe ya'll have never heard that saying [​IMG].

    89 K5 Silverado
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