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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Apr 1, 2007.

  1. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    No bull****.

    The last two girls I tried to date decided it was better to be gay.

    With each other.

    :doah:
     
  2. CDA 455

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    How did they meet/know each other??!!

    And there's nothing wrong with that, as long as you're in the middle :D !!
     
  3. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    They're best friends from high school. I'm trying to work out a threesome, but one is a virgin, and is set on having a twosome before that, which her girlfriend will absolutely not allow. :thinking:

    It's really more bi than gay, but still... That's one hell of a BUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNN!!! :haha:
     
  4. thezentree

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    Don't feel bad. I turned one girl gay (I'm not entirely sure it was just me) and dated a couple bi girls. They were fun. :D
     
  5. Confedneck79K30

    Confedneck79K30 3/4 ton status

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    you're NOT awesome, my cookies still havent arrived...
    but kudos on being the bi turner
     
  6. mxfireman

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    Seal the deal on it you won't regret it.
     
  7. 01maroonz71

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    ^^^^^^^^
    what he said
    you'll never forget it also. :)
     
  8. 79k20350

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    find another girl... turn her gay... then things would become EXTREMLY intersesting...:eek1::haha::haha:
     
  9. CustomChevy

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    Reel Big Fish - She has a girlfriend now

    "She Has A Girlfriend Now"

    she has a girlfriend now
    she has a girlfriend now
    she has a girlfriend now, she said
    "guys don't do no more for me"

    "you never loved me, like i wanted you to"
    "i loved you baby, what do you want me to do?"

    she said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand
    she said she found someone who's gonna understand
    she don't need nobody to be her man
    she don't need nobody to be her man

    i never thought it would end like this
    just because i've got no tits
    i'll shave my legs,
    i'll wear a bra
    i'll even cut my penis
    off for you...
    she has a
    girlfriend
    now.
     
  10. burban89'sgirl

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    lmao http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBNy3l3Me5o :haha:

    dude dont feel bad my best friend his last 2 girlfriends killed themselfs :eek1: turning them ghey isnt bad!
     
  11. 454k30

    454k30 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    What? No photos??
     
  12. mxfireman

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    He posted them up in the pig pen. Can't show that kind of "art work" in the lounge.
     
  13. Resurrection_Joe

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    She doesn’t like me we’ll never get married.
    She doesn’t like me we’ll never have kids.
    She doesn’t like me that’s why she always tells me
    “Maybe we should just be friends.”
    She doesn’t like me, my arms are too hairy.
    She doesn’t like me I don’t have tits.
    She doesn’t like me because I got a wiener, two balls,
    And I’m not a chick.
    Well, I got this vibe like she had something to hide,
    So I looked deep inside
    Didn’t think that I would find that my girlfriend was gay
    So I thought to myself “Hey!”
    I’ll try to get her in a three-way.
    Maybe I’ll get her in a three-way.
    My girlfriend’s a lesbian.
     

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