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This is just wrong.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 25, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Why Men Pee Standing Up
    >
    > Seems God was just about done with creating the
    > universe
    > but he had two extra things left over in his bag so
    > he
    > decided to split them between Adam and Eve.
    >
    > He told them that one of the things he had left was
    > a
    > thing that would allow the owner to pee while
    > standing
    > up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I
    > was
    > wondering if either one of you would like that."
    >
    > Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give
    > that
    > to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just
    > the
    > sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please.
    > Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went
    > like
    > an excited little boy.
    >
    > So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really
    > wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave
    > Adam
    > the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up
    > and
    > he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree
    > and
    > then went off to write his name in the sand,
    > laughing
    > with delight all the while.
    >
    > God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God
    > said
    > to Eve, "Well, here's the other thing and I guess
    > you
    > can have it."
    >
    > "What's it called?" Eve asked.
    >
    > "Brains" God said.
     
  2. Skigirl

    Skigirl 1/2 ton status

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    So true.... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  3. Leadfoot

    Leadfoot 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    Hey, I resemble that remark! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif/forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  4. Blaze

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    Well, you know what they say - God only gave man enough blood to use one at at a time.........
     

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