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This is sick........., but funny........

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyracing, Nov 1, 2002.

  1. chevyracing

    chevyracing 1/2 ton status

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    This old lady is very upset as her husband Albert had just
    passed away. She goes to the undertakers to have one last look at
    her dearly departed husband. The instant she sees him she starts crying.

    One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this somber
    moment.
    Through her tears,she explains that she is upset because her dearest
    Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in
    a blue suit.

    The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally
    they always put the bodies in black, but he'd see what he could do.

    The next day she returns to the undertakers to have one last quiet
    moment with Albert before his funeral the following day. When the
    undertaker pulls back the curtain, she manages to smile through
    her tears as Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit. She says to the
    undertaker:"Wonderful, wonderful, you've done a fantastic job.
    But where did ye get that beautiful blue suit?"

    "Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about
    your husband's size was brought in and he was wearing a blue suit.
    His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be
    buried in a black suit," the undertaker replies.

    The wife smiles at the man.

    And then he continues: "After that, it was simply just
    a matter of switching the heads
     
  2. ds350

    ds350 1/2 ton status

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  3. Goober

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    Ho HO HO HO HA HA HA !!!


    That's pretty good.
     
  4. uglychevyZZ4

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    lol, oh dear god, thats just too funny. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  5. k5ntexas

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    jacob
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Thats good... thats really really good. I applaude you on that one!!!!!
     
  9. chevyracing

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    Thankyou....

    John
     
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    ROTFLMAO
     
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    Ouch !!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    Jim
     
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    HA!! Didn't see that comin'!!!
     
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    I LOVE IT!!!! *LOL*
     
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