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This is so darn stupid...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    that it's /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.giffunny/forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif:

    At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to
    be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while
    in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and a calculator.

    Attorney General John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the
    notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons
    of math instruction. Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed. They
    desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
    a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy
    figures, with names like "x" and "y", and, although they are frequently
    referred to as "unknowns", we know they really belong to a common
    denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in
    every country.

    As the great greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides
    to every angle, and if God had wanted us to have better weapons of math
    instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes. Therefore,
    I'm extremely grateful that our government has given us a sine that it
    is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are so willing to
    disintegrate us with calculus disregard.

    These statistic bastards love to inflict plane on every sphere of
    influence. Under the circumferences, it's time we differentiated their
    root, made our point, and drew the line. These weapons of math
    instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a
    scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power
    and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex.

    As our Great Leader would say, "Read my ellipse".

    Here is one principle he is uncertainty of---though they continue to
    multiply, their days are numbered and the hypotenuse will tighten around
    their necks.
     
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    Well, whoever thought that bit of writing was funny should seriously consider intense mental therapy, preferably hooked up to a nuclear generator.........
     
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    You think thats funny, but to close to true! My neighbor is a retired commercial pilot. And right after the skies were reopened, he was taking a plane to Toronto, in the way back they confiscated his razor and his compass and protractor(metal) from his NAVIGATION KIT!!!!! Now he was wild, and even moreso wild at the fact that there is an axe in the cockpit of every plane for escape purposes that was never removed! now they wont let the pilot have his nav kit, but he can have an axe geeze /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif now that im all in a huff, its time for bed......
     
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    Ya never know, dude... a pilot might just try to hijack his own plane with a protractor... But if the plane crashes, just how the hell is he supposed to escape from the cockpit, especially with all that broken glass around... a guy's gonna need an axe in that situation... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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