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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Jan 29, 2005.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Having to pinch it off mid stream while taking a wiz will cause chode crampage...:whistle: :doah:
     
  2. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Uh, you sure you were peeing?
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I guess I should mention it was all due to an unforseen sneeze...:rotfl:
     
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    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    Too much champange mang???:grin:
     
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    Fixed it for ya.



    :D
     
  6. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    I'm amazed your bag didn't explode. That's like hoofing and having to s**t at the same time.
     
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    what the hell is hoofing?
     
  8. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    Throwing up.
     
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    I've done that before - last time I had the flu. I woke up about 3am to dump (or, pee outta my ass, as the case was), and while I was sitting on the john, felt the feelin', looked down and up it came....'tween the legs it went. Odd sight, I can imagine.
     
  10. Cricket

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    :haha::haha::haha:

    Holy crap, you must be a yoga master. That is brutal. I laughed so hard I think I need a change of shorts.
     
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    Thankfully, I've never run across the situation where both had to happen at the same time.

    I think that if the situation arose, I'd much rather clean up something off the floor that came out of my mouth than my other end.:o
     
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    Hopefully the bathroom floor is linoleum or a nice tile, and not carpeted.

    I'll take easy to clean over warm feet any day.

    Tom :usaflag: :k5:
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    When I was living overseas, I remember getting sicker than a dog about once a month, despite gamma globulin shots, like that. You'd be coming out both ends for hours, then run dry. But your body was convinced there was something inside that just needed to make an exit. So you'd have these dry heaves and dry butt and intestine clenches for hours. It got so bad sometimes you'd run to the kitchen, drink some ice water, and by the time you got back to the growler it was coming out the back end still ice cold. Kinda felt good after the ol' sphincter was burning... Now there is a visual you can all enjoy..... :doah:
     
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    hoped you used ice cubes and not chiped ice owwwww
     
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    That's how they make fudgesicles.
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I'm near San Francisco, not in it.........:whistle:
     
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    ok this is nasty
     

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