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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 4by4bygod, Jul 18, 2005.

  1. 4by4bygod

    4by4bygod 1/2 ton status

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    "Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in France are SURRENDER and COLLABORATE. The rise was precipatated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military."

    probably a repost, but who cares. it's never a waste of bandwidth when you're mocking the french, I always say.

    Tom
     
  2. Resurrection_Joe

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    Kind of unrelated, but today afte rmaking my eighty fifth french ****ing dip, I though it's be fun to go into a fancy French resteraunt and say this

    Waiter - Hello Sir, what will you have? Out special is roast duck a'lorange e tuffiet with spiced baby carrots and a souson of tabreone

    RJ - I think I'll have something unpretentious

    Waiter - Like what sir?

    RJ - How about some french bread, french fries, french dips, french hens. french pasteries and to go with, a nice bottle of french wine
     
  3. chevyfumes

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