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This morning's mythology

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by SkulzNBonz, Feb 24, 2006.

  1. SkulzNBonz

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    The norse god Thor visited me this morning and presented me with the "Stink Hammer". Very similar to Thor's Hammer, as it is very mighty. So mighty as to wake your loved one's from dead slumber with the question "Did you fart?", and not because of the roaring sound it made! Second I was visited by "the cramps of Loki", which may sound funny, but are really malicious, which are the harbinger of the "Trots of the Valkyries", which come thundering and are impossible to stop, or even hold off for a very short amount of time. You can tell when the "Trots" have riden through, because of the stench left behind, which is surprisingly similar to the "Stink Hammer". Obviously not of human origin, as no human can produce a smell even remotely close to that produced by these dieties. That's the story I'm stickin' with, anyway.

    John
     
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    what?


    jp...creative...
     
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    One of the drawbacks of being allowed to wield the massive power of the "Stink Hammer" is that you must endure many comings of the "Cramps of Loki", and the "Trots of the Valkyries". Time to go.

    John
     
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    Fear the "blatherings of Odin", they have been known to crack porcelain fixtures in half.
     
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    Well said. I as well was blessed with the stinkhammer this morning, and suffered from the impossible cramps of loki.
     
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    I got a "compliment" on one, buddy said something must have died in me. Of course he was making distance at the time.:haha:
     
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    the true sign of the night of the porcelin round bowl, is the ability to get off a thunderus poop of zeus, before a sibling attempts to shower, so as when the steam in the room is great, the lingering zeuspoop fumes can be lethal
     
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    I see your stinkhammer and raise you 5 nights of drinking and nasty diner sober-up food (eggs, hash browns, sausage) with three mid-rare steaks.

    I can't even stand my own brand any more.
     
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    What a horrible day yesterday was. The "Cramps of Loki" and the "Trots of the Valkyries" were a constant reminder of the mighty power of the "Stinkhammer" that I was allowed to wield early in the morning. Spent the whole day afraid to fart, and for good reason. Man, am I sore!

    John
     

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