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This poor fella.....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gm4x, Jul 9, 2004.

  1. gm4x

    gm4x 1/2 ton status

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    There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking
    at his drink.
    He stays like that for half-an-hour.
    Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to
    him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all
    down.
    The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on
    man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I
    just can't see a man crying."
    "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life.
    First, I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss,
    outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I
    found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do
    nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab
    driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole
    wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed
    with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when
    I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up
    and drink my poison ..."
     
  2. 84gmcjimmy

    84gmcjimmy 1 ton status

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    woah! that sucks for that truck driver /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
  3. Shaggy

    Shaggy 3/4 ton status

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    Psst, Stevie... It's only a story! It's OK, the truck driver is fine! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
  4. newyorkin

    newyorkin 1 ton status

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  5. gm4x

    gm4x 1/2 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]
    woah! that sucks for that truck driver /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif

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    Steve......when I come up for a visit, you & I are gonna have a loooooooong talk /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  6. 84gmcjimmy

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    I know it was a story, I was just saying, it would suck for that guy /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
     
  7. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    I know it was a story, I was just saying, it would suck for that guy /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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    Well, ya see that's what makes it funny...which is the point of telling a joke. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

    Rene
     

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