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This'll make your day

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 9, 2004.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    This\'ll make your day

    1) During an hour's swim at a local pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
    2) In an average day, your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
    3) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
    4) In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
    5) Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
    6) Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
    7) In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
    8) At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
    9) Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
     
  2. js4x4

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    Re: This\'ll make your day

    very comforting...

    I wash my hands before and after i go to the bathroom. I know where my penis has been...but don't know what the hell my hands have been in!
     
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    Re: This\'ll make your day

    don't forget # 10

    10) In an average day , you'll spend 1.5 hours on CK5. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    good times!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  5. js4x4

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    Re: This\'ll make your day

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    10) In an average day , you'll spend 1.5 hours on CK5.

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    uuhhh...yeah, 1.5 hours...thats it, no more no less!! I find myself logged onto here alot more lately...i need an intervention!
     
  6. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Re: This\'ll make your day

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    5) Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

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    I can live with that most certainly.

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    6) Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

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    Now that is disturbing.......... /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     
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    Re: This\'ll make your day

    I dont care about the bugs, there filling /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    5) Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

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    /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    It's a freakin miracle that any of us don't smell worse than we do /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    It's a freakin miracle that any of us don't smell worse than we do /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]I took steps to fix that problem, I had a new washing machine delivered about 20 mins. ago. /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    was that you ?(where all the fly's were headin?) /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: This\'ll make your day

    Eh that's not really all that disturbing

    I mean I eat bloody chunks of cow flesh and tiger meat and I'm supposed to thing urine, which is sterile, is a big deal?

    Af for number 6, to quote Het, "this house is clean baby, this house is clean"
     
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    Makes me want to [​IMG]
     
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    Re: This\'ll make your day

    i could go on, but we all die. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gifi wash my hands at least 46times a day. easy. soapy soapy. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
     
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    So, what is it that you are doing 46 times a day that requires hand washing? /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    So, what is it that you are doing 46 times a day that requires hand washing? /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]Sounds kinda wacky to me. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Re: This\'ll make your day

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    So, what is it that you are doing 46 times a day that requires hand washing? /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]Sounds kinda wacky to me. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

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    hahaha, no pun intended, im sure /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    So, what is it that you are doing 46 times a day that requires hand washing? /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]Sounds kinda wacky to me. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

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    hahaha, no pun intended, im sure /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    [/ QUOTE ](Not to be preachy)But, Let he that is without sin... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: This\'ll make your day

    Thats funny, and gross at the same time.
     
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    40 of them are working with dirty material, 4 are from using the bathroom,1 is from having to shake someones hand,the last is ... well let's just say my prostate is in perfect health. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
     

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