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those silly frenchies

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by surpip, Apr 26, 2005.

  1. surpip

    surpip 1 ton status

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    An American is having breakfast in Paris one morning (coffee,
    croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits
    down next to him.

    The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a
    conversation.

    Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

    American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

    Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only
    eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
    transform them into croissants and sell them to the States." The
    Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

    The American listens in silence.

    The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

    American: "Of course."

    Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We
    don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
    peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
    into jam and sell the jam to the States."

    The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

    Frenchman: "Why of course we do," he says with a big smirk.

    American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

    Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

    American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle
    them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the French.



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    NICE!!!

    Funny I read this tonight. I was venting at school today about a POS helicopter (civilian) I worked on in my past, made by a French company (pre-EU). Stupid little POS operates backwards from almost every other helicopter in the WORLD........ :confused: :confused: :confused:
    Stupid Frogs...
     
  4. aealliarmy

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: oh now my love handles hurt
     

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