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Those who have been to jail/prison

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BranndonC, Apr 12, 2005.

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Dropped Soap

  1. Yes and Yes I paid for it dearly

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  2. Yes and no i didnt have to pay for it

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  3. no and yes you pay for it

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  4. no and no its a myth

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  1. BranndonC

    BranndonC 3/4 ton status

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    have you ever dropped the soap, and ifso is it really dangerous to do so or is it a myth? I drop the soap alot at home, lol and i'm afraid if i went to jail what would happen.
    the poll is annonomous
     
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    I spent two and a half years in prison in AZ and never dropped the soap, but then I never took a shower either. In the prison that I was in the showers were single showers so unless you invited someone in with you, you showered alone unless like me you never showered.










    Oh I was a Correction Officer thats why I didn't shower :D
     
  3. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    In my experence, the only ones who get butt pluged are the ones who want it. Nothing like that ever happened to me or anyone I knew. Yes, stuff does happen, but there are so many homo's in there already, that there isn't any need for them too rape anyone.
     
  4. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Anal sex is a regular thing in state prison. Local jails not as common. It happens to those that want it, and it happens to those that can't defend against it. Getting someone to admit it once they are out? Good luck.....(Not saying anybody here took an E ticket ride on Butt Pirates of the Caribbean mind you.......)
     
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    Yech.

    I'm all for people serving their time and paying their debt but (almost) nobody deserves to get forcibly cornholed. :shocked: :eek1: (perverts, rapists and pedophiles or persons who commit crimes against children are the exceptions.)

    I watched a special on Discovery Health or something not too long ago, I don't care if the prisoner is gay, it's still rape, and they should prosecute these losers and extend their stay in the gray hotel.
     
  6. boggerless

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    never dropped the soap.LOL if you want to call that match pack soap. :laugh: i wasn't in prison though ,just the county for awhile. if i was in that position i'd offer oral and rip that sucker OFF!!! wouldn't THAT scare the rest?? :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    I'd think you may loose teeth, you'd need a pretty hard chomp to rip that much meat off
     
  8. Cricket

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    Thanks RJ,

    I just hoofed on my keyboard.
     
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    Well I mean really, it's not tender veal, it's muscle, and sinuous tissue, veins, and channels.

    You get down, get a good bite on it, it's not coming off clean. The guy is going to be jerking on your head really hard I bet, and your front teeth are going to be in for some hurt.

    The guy would probably be half aroused at that point or better, giving a firmer bite surface, but then again, that's going to be a geyser of blood, and with yourself being commited to the act, you're going to have to swallow a lot of blood on the process, possibly chocking on it if the man is tall.

    As in verything else, think before you go biting off wangs :shame:
     
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    RJ... I just choked on my own laughter...

    Ok... I can breathe again.

    That's sick, but probably true... RJ you are smarter than you look. =)
     
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    One of my favorite games is following a situation towards it's purely logical conclusion
     
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    This post started scary and just keeps getting worse. :D
     
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    You could always get plastic surgery and make your arse look like your Mother-in-law's face.

    No one would come close to it no matter how many times you bent over.
     
  14. boggerless

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    think about it, you against a guy that's gonna make you a punk?he's going to make you squeal like a piggy.are you going to LET him or fight back????let's say there is one of you and 4 of them?if i had the chance i'd chew his throut out. :xmas:
     
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    Where is the throut located? Is that some wierd gay slang for wang in your culture?
     
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    You do know if you're not a really big guy and someone wants to make you their bitch they bust your teeth out before anything right? Pretty hard to keep 'stuff' out of your mouth with no front teeth, and even harder to remove 'stuff' by biting. :D (not that I've ever spent any time in the graybar hotel...)
    Rene
     
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    When I was in highschool at the beginning of my senior year we had some new freshman in soccer and one of my teammates who was a senior made one of the freshman hold his inside-out turned pocket of his pants because we saw it on one of those ****ed up prison documentaries. We called him our bitch but he was our favorite freshman so we let him pick on the other freshman. He's one of my best friends now but he is a crazy sonofabitch. I wonder if we corupted him .
     
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    Yeah, I don't think it would come off ..

    Go for the NADS! That is, if you can hold your vomit long enough to get a good hold...

    I'm going to stop thinking about it now.. before I barf
     
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    reading this makes my stomach hurt a little. :crazy:
     

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