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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Apr 19, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Never hold your farts in.
    They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that
    is where shitty ideas come from!!!!
     
  2. BlazerGuy

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    Not to mention stomach cramps. Don't you hate it when your out on a date with a good looking chick, you say to yourself:
    "Ok, jackass, don't rip any ass, or burp for the next few hours"
    But then you start drinking, if there's anything worse than the beer shitz, it's holding in the LONG-n-LOUD beer farts.
    So, in the middle of the date, your stomach starts to hurt. So you must come up with an excuse to leave. This is easier if your at a restaurant/bar because you can go to the shithouse and all is well. But it gets tricky when your at her house or your house, at the lake etc. You can't just go the shithouse because everyone in the whole house will hear all the bells and whistles. So:
    "Hey babe, I gotta go....uh....uh....check out the driveway"
    Once your outside you just lean over and let 'em rip! You could be there for a while, it depends on how long you hold them in...anyway, I hate that....that is all..
     
  3. Muddytazz

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