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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Jan 14, 2006.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Is a weiner is really a big lil smokey, or is a lil smokey a really small weiner...
    Disclaimer: No sausages were harmed in the proccess of this thought...:p:
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I wonder if there are any underlying sexual tones in a woodchuck "Chucking his wood"????I'm like fricken konfusious...Rock on...
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Wait a minute is this woodchuck a male or female??? If he's a male and lives in San Fran and frequents gay bars then I'm thinking this guy can chuck alot of wood, but if said woodchuck is female and anything like my wife,,,, err not so much....:doah:
     
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    Strangely I feel as though I'm talking to myself sometimes, you ever feel like that???
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    All the time dood, werd...
     
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    Well, back in the days of ORC, myself, Dan Bower, Spickler, and the Swedish Chef were attacked by a monsterous bratwurst that tried to eat us. It had become this way because Spickler had stomped on it after be offended that the tyrant sausage had called him Spicky. I never knew how it got big. Anyway, the point is, that we killed it with boomerangs and chainsaws.
     
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    Fumes, who do you think would win in a crazy competition between us?
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    What events would there be???:haha:
     
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    did you eat it?
    oh and it would be a tie
    the combined weirdness would be to much for mankind to handle, therefore for the good of the planet you two should stay apart, and never meet
     
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    I dunno:

    Random Strangeness

    Obscure Theories

    Obscure References

    Problem Solutions

    Incomprehensible Stories

    Best Use Of Monkies

    Best Use Of Nazi's

    Worst Pun

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    I think I could take you in the alkylimpics but the "I gotts mo chit in my pockets than walmart" event would be you all the way hands down, as for the pudpull ,I think that may be a toss off, i mean toss up...:p: I can't stop with the bad puns sorry it's a sickness...:doah:
     
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    I think we ate it....

    There was nothing funnier than a giant wiener with a bite out of it and a boomerang in it
     
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    Awww hell let's go down the line, first up, Random strangeness

    You go first
     
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    dude wall mart doesn't sell hand gun's or extra clips:doah:
     
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    My wifes calling me, I have to go home now...
     
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    "Best Use of Nazis"
    Crash test dummies without seatbelts
    Pop Up targets for machinegunners
    Iraqi mine detectors
     
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    I gotta go with me on that one Bob, although you are random and strange I think I got you by the slightest margin due to seniority.
     
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    OK now you go...
     
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    No, it's a competition, you have to prove yourself
     
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    If they can make hamburgers outta vegetables,,, why dont they make vegetables outta hamburger???
     

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