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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mosesburb, Sep 20, 2004.

  1. mosesburb

    mosesburb For Rent Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people
    die of natural causes.

    *** Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
    removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes
    out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

    **** The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
    replacement.

    *** There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

    *** Life is sexually transmitted.

    *** An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

    *** If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool
    who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"

    *** Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
    teach that person to use the Internet and they won't
    bother you for weeks..

    *** Some people are like Slinkies. not really good for anything, but you
    still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs

    *** Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
    lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    *** Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

    *** All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
    It pays no attention to criticism.

    *** Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
    substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

    *** In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
    is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    *** Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.
    I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the
    first.

    *** How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
    whole box to start a campfire?

    *** AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:



    You read about all these terrorists most of them came here legally, but
    they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10
    -15 years.

    Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and
    those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of
    immigration!
     
  2. ugly_blazer

    ugly_blazer 1/2 ton status

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    If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, then why practice?
     
  3. sled_dog

    sled_dog 1 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]
    *** Life is a sexually transmitted disease.


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    fixed it for ya /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]


    *** Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
    teach that person to use the Internet and they won't
    bother you untill their computer breaks



    [/ QUOTE ]fixed it for ya /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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