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THREE BEER CANS......

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, Jul 8, 2004.

  1. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    > > When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box
    > under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30
    > years
    > of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their
    > 30th
    > anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and
    > peeked
    > inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She
    > closed
    > the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the
    > box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with
    > such
    > contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.
    > After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she
    > confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my
    > promise
    > and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the
    > temptation
    > was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know -- why do you keep
    > the 3
    > empty beer cans in the box?" Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess
    > after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was
    > unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to
    > remind myself not to do it again." Hillary was shocked, but said,
    > "Hmmmmmm,
    > Jennifer, Paula, and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by
    > your
    > behavior.
    > >
    > > However, since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does happen and I
    > guess
    > 3 times is not that bad considering your problem." Bill thanked her for
    > being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while
    > later, Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the
    > box?"
    > Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty beer cans, I
    > took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."
     
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    nice.. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    That last part would be shocking for her /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
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    wonder how much truth there is to that /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    thats awsum
     
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    NIIICE!!
     
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