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"Three kinds:"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jul 10, 2003.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    \"Three kinds:\"

    A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds
    > > > > > of breasts are there?"
    > > > > > The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there
    > > > > > are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a
    > > > > > woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
    > > > > > In her thirties to forties, they are like pears,
    > > > > > still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they
    > > > > > are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and
    > > > > > they make you cry."
    > > > > >
    > > > > > A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many
    > > > > > kind of penises are there?"
    > > > > > The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter,
    > > > > > a man goes through three
    > > > > > phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is
    > > > > > like an oak, mighty and hard.
    > > > > > In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch,
    > > > > > flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is
    > > > > > like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?"
    > > > > > "Yes, dried up and the balls are there for
    > > > > > decoration only."
     
  2. BlazerGuy

    BlazerGuy 3/4 ton status

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    Re: \"Three kinds:\"

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  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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