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Three little ducks

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jan 5, 2006.

  1. Muddytazz

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    Three little ducks go into a Bar..............................



    "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

    "Huey," was the reply.

    "How's your day bee n, Huey?"


    "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

    "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,
    and what's your name?"


    "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

    "So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.


    "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

    The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"



    "No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

    "My name is Puddles."
     
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    You should be ashamed!
     
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    I had completely forgotten about Duckjob!!

    Don't move!









    I'll go get you a towel.

    :D
     
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    That's ducked up, man! :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    I laughed my ass off at that!
     

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